The only thing sexier than led zeppelin is nothing
except jack white
So, this crazy thing happened at Newport Folk: Jack White broke down in tears. TEARS. REAL. EMOTION. I’m not teasing the Third Man prez and former White Stripe; I was legitimately dumbfounded that the notoriously guarded rocker was opening up to the crowd the way he was while conducting a sing-along tribute to Pete Seeger with “Goodnight, Irene.” It got me thinking about how the Jack White I’d seen at Governors Ball and Bonnaroo earlier this season wouldn’t have stopped shouting or launching into weird rants long enough to pull off such a beautiful moment, and how Newport Folk really, truly cultivates this experience and obliterates any sense of celebrity and inaccessibility between its audience and its talent. I went long on this for Esquire, dissecting the pros and cons of the mega-festival industry and why Coachella, Lollapalooza, etc. can learn a thing or two from the folk at Fort Adams.
Once Upon A Time | Frozen
PERFECT CASTING IS PERFECT
IT’S A STUPID IDEA NOTHING WILL CONVINCE ME THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA THE SHOW IS FUCKING CROWDED ENOUGH AS IT IS AND THESE ARE SUCH COMMERCIALIZED AND RECENT CHARACTERS THAT IT’S MAKING THIS A “DISNEY CHARACTERS TURNED HUMAN” INSTEAD OF MAKING THEIR OWN TWIST ON THE ORIGINAL FAIRYTALES. THIS IS FUCKING LAZY WRITING I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO WATCH THIS SEASON I DON’T THINK.
yes thank why do we need new characters let alone the frozen characters looking exactly like they did in disneys latest movie im starting to feel like were drowning in characters and they just keep throwing more and more in and were down here like WE HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS PLEASE STOP WE CANT KEEP TRACK OF THEM ALL WERE LOSING CHARACTERS WHO HAD GREAT POTENTIAL
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
THIS IS WHAT SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE
NOT FIFTY SHADES OF BLANKETED ABUSE
My Dad ships Harry/Luna.
He says only someone as crazy as her could understand him.
- english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
- english is their first language: hte fuckign